Since when do we live in a country where the press is not allowed to view and report on domestic situations? #opdx #ows #occupydallas

The failure of the media is not just the NYPD telling them to leave, it's the complete silence about that very fact. #OWS

If I were a slut, I'd totally be flirting with you right now.

The Left said they'd abolish poverty, the Right--they'd abolish bureaucracy. Odin said he'd abolish Ice Giants. I DON'T SEE ANY ICE GIANTS.

thanks, douche, for spending more time hitting the wheelchair door button when you're not disabled than it would take to open the door.

Portland: An entire town of artists and DJ's that never quite get a clue.

Thank you to the men and women who've served our country. You do a job that I'm too chicken to even fathom.

Someone should take the best ads from craigslist, auto tune them, and set them to music.

Ok one more dog tweet: HE HID A PANCAKE IN THE COUCH. i just found it.

#opdx has retaken the park. They sprinted!

Remember kids: the man who allowed.police to bar press is a Democrat. They aren't on.your side. #ows #opdx

Whatever is wrong in your world today: I saw a dude running Hood To Coast with a prosthetic leg. #Perspective

@ongoingbs All I know is my mice roar when I use them in 'super happy kristen private time.' #RAWR

Look, broski. You can't demand good grammar AND misspell 'savvy' immediately thereafter. I don't think the world works like that.

A lot of American sources are sensationalizing bullshit to feed off of fear. Use google translate and get your news from Japanese sources...

@perronaldinho @mikeymomoney2 i saw that too. It was this seal. pic.twitter.com/Zf41ptmGPW

Carrot cake and sunshine. And a vacation with the fab @rufnserious tomorrow!

LADIES IN NATIONAL MEDIA: Do not allow your voice to become yelly when you're asking a guest questions.

@rufnserious No questions, we all know you have a problem.

Seriously though, if you know of any dudes with giant thumbs that want to earn some money, let me know.