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Give a man a fish, sit patiently through his tirade about being Vegan and how eating animals is cruel and promptly forget what my point was.
Toothpaste makes the kind of stains where people really don't want to ask, and you really want to explain.
Every baby is born an atheist who loves all people equally regardless of skin color, sexual preference etc.
Enter: religion.
Enter: religion.
The first question on the IE8 FAQ?
"How do I uninstall Internet Explorer 8?"
I mean honestly, why do I even bother coming up with jokes?
"How do I uninstall Internet Explorer 8?"
I mean honestly, why do I even bother coming up with jokes?
Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man how to fish and he'll tell you he was perfectly happy with you bringing him food.
In Canada for my first time. Bumped into some guy on purpose; he turned around and apologized for my cliche joke.
Saw a man with a terrier strapped to his chest in a baby carry-on vest.
I hereby formally coin the term "breastpuppy".
I hereby formally coin the term "breastpuppy".
"It was like he had this terrible case of A.D.D."
We both laughed.
Then she said more stuff, but I didn't hear it cos I had to tweet this.
We both laughed.
Then she said more stuff, but I didn't hear it cos I had to tweet this.
There's TL;DR—Too Long; Didn't Read—and NSFW—Not Safe For Work. Why not combine them? I give you:
NEN;DB — Not Enough Nipple; Don't Bother.
NEN;DB — Not Enough Nipple; Don't Bother.
The difference between "naked body" and "naked boy" is not just a typo. It's the very different implications the typo conveys.
Your honor.
Your honor.
TV is so full of lies and deceit: these girls aren't made of gold, I *don't* love Raymond, and those five people have never met my mother.
I've spent an entire day in Canada now, yet I still don't get what's so funny aboot the people here.
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