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Retweet this a week from now.
Kill your friends.
I like how Canada exists because maple syrup is a thing. Thanks Canadians.
I love techbology. It is the greatest thing.
Is your hair longer than your penis?
"Justin Bieber gets a hundred thousand retweets for tweeting some shit so I'm going to do the same thing and get a million retweets too."
"Cyber Bullying is For Losers" What if people misinterperate this and think you're supposed to cyber bully losers?
Why did I put a pencil in the fridge?
KA PEW PEW *Fires lasers at Twitter*
I can't be adult. I'm too retarded for that.
0 has quite a lot of significance as a number. TOO BAD EVERYONE HATES YOU 0 WAY TO RUIN DIVISION FOR EVERYONE FUCKER!
If your #AmITheOnlyOneThat tweet has 50+ retweets then the answer is "no".
If this gets 0 retweets I will eat breakfast.
I don't like those guys.
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