"You tweet a lot" ... "Bitch, it's TWITTER."

Work hard in Silence and let your Success be your Voice..

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Princess of China

Ladies, if you wear a full face of makeup to the gym in the morning, I'm going to assume you just finished your work shift as a prostitute

"@abbieeevelyn: 'Who's John Lennon' Said the 12 year old girl in the Beatles T-shirt from Primark"

how dare sheyou!! Stupid Bitch (:

Could i pass as a unicorn? pic.twitter.com/z8rbiiaXBg

Dear girls that go tanning, it's called 'sunkissed' not 'dorito raped'.

me: could my thighs get any bigger.

me: *sits down*

me: wow

You can't say happiness without saying penis.

Around parents: Normal mode on. Around friends: Crazy mode on. Around babies: Barney mode on. Around crush: Retard mode on.

My penis just died, can I bury it inside you?

Last night I walked in on two midgets giving mutual oral sex.


It was the best 34 1/2 I've ever seen

Everyone go follow @jazelovesjesus for a follow back now x

@dudeikoff Cheers bro

I got bored so I decided to draw a monkey :) #monkey #baby #cute #love  http://instagr.am/p/TfwvQXmorw/ 

RT for a shoutout. I need 1k followers. I follow back

RT my last tweet for a shoutout.

Please go follow @amyloudoherty for a follow back

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