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Work hard in Silence and let your Success be your Voice..
<) )╯all the single ladies
\( (> all the single ladies
<) )╯oh oh oh
Princess of China
Ladies, if you wear a full face of makeup to the gym in the morning, I'm going to assume you just finished your work shift as a prostitute
Dear girls that go tanning, it's called 'sunkissed' not 'dorito raped'.
me: could my thighs get any bigger.
me: *sits down*
You can't say happiness without saying penis.
Around parents: Normal mode on. Around friends: Crazy mode on. Around babies: Barney mode on. Around crush: Retard mode on.
My penis just died, can I bury it inside you?
Last night I walked in on two midgets giving mutual oral sex.
It was the best 34 1/2 I've ever seen
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Someone once told me,fuck logic...let your heart tell you whats right