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My definition of a perfect world: gnat free.
It must be awful to have to tweet all day, everyday because you suck so bad that you don't have any friends to actually talk to.
Why did rainbows have to become synonymous with homos instead of hippies? Bring back the peace&love.
water parks > amusement parks
More important news than the president, js that so many states are legalizing weed!! It's gonna be a domino affect now!! Yayyyy
Big Mama's House > anything with Tyler Perry
Weed is just steroids for taste testers.
I just ate 600 calories of Nerds.
Why is everyone so excited about T-Pain? His best year was in like 2008...I think I'd rather have Bieber in town.
If you drank as much as me today, then touche. You're awesome. If not, also Touche. You're not retarded.
Money isn't always what people need or want. Give your time and attention to someone less fortunate. That's a gift worth giving.
Everyday life is full of noise. You just gotta know what to tune out, and what to turn up.