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Talked at work on how to pronounce Les Misérables. Ive always said Les Misérables, but it turns out its pronounced Les Misérables! Silly me.
Listening to the Back to the Future theme song while playing Mario Kart. I keep expecting Yoshi to explode into time traveling awesome at 88
Haircuts make mullets harder to achieve.
There aren't many searches in Google that come up with exactly 1 hit. "hootinsnagerfollywagger" is one of them.
I'd love to date Wonder Woman, but she's way outta my justice league.
people are asking why my glasses have no lenses. this is a perfectly reasonable question.
Physicist Disneyland's most popular attraction is the Dark-Matterhorn.
This year all the Easter Eggs were hidden inside baskets that kids were carrying around. Way too easy, give me a challenge next time.
Got a new 1600x900 computer monitor. Unfortunately the computer its attached to is still from 2001.
"Lucille put on a mask and took off with the jewels!" "You telling me Lucy's in disguise with diamonds?"
Horror movies don't scare me cause I'm not scared of demons and stuff. I'm scared of bears and commitment, now THAT'S a horror movie!
Next project: kitten Thor, with his mighty hammer meow-nir.
FELL OUT OF A TREE. OH GOD THERE'S SO MUCH BLOOD. IN MY BODY. WHERE ITS SUPPOSED TO BE. I'M FINE.
Why do we always get new years when we could get perfectly good pre-owned years for like half the price?
The ponytail/purse/ugg boots makes me think woman. The stuble makes me think man. WHAT ARE YOU, PERSON IN FRONT OF US??
Faith is believing in God with all your heart, but not really having a clue how he works. Seriously. He's confusing.
Now that Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes is a hit, I can't wait to see other prequels such as Intern Strangelove and Pink Panther Begins.
"We're in a long distance relationship. I live here, she lives in the future."
Sitting waiting for To Kill A Mockingbird. I hear its a fun, happy show that will lighten my by heart by the end.
I missed the supermoon last night. I was too busy fighting off the werewolves.