Skyyyyyy rockets in flight/Kim Jong's nukes ignite!

why date? haven't you guys heard of pets b4

Always the bridesmaid, never a girl :-/

Pain is in the eye of the bee holder.

The most enjoyable dessert has got to be FUNnel cake!!! #BOOM #jokes #depression

Trusted my instincts and got my mom the best Mother's Day gif ever

Covered in barbecue sauce again.

HUGE congrats to rich people.

March Madness has little to do with mental health. And yet also everything.

"Did you read that nonfiction book?" "Nah, I'll wait for the documentary."

Reading reviews of Nook versus Kindle on my iPad.

I'm the dog chasing cars of coherent metaphors.

Not all men are interested in threesomes. Personally, I'd need a pretty special connection with the other two dudes.

The lion sleeps tonight. Tomorrow? He kills. Prepare yourself.

The scariest things in the world: tsunamis, nuclear weapons, and students talking about their time abroad.

Joey Fatone. Is it pronounced Joey fat one or Joey fat one?

i think i would make a great dad but an even better step dad what do you think ladies no okay thats fair

"that's SEC football!" I scream, swinging the hammer into my mom's fruit salad.

How I Melt Your Mother: FIRE

The Hobbit was way too long! Such a waste of time! *immediately spends 5 hours on Facebook*