best gift ever. @missmeganxo #stinkyrats #gypsy #lumberjack #soulmates #wife http://t.co/ywtt71Zr

Whoever said this is the most wonderful time of year... Didn't work in retail. #grinch #exhausted

sometimes reality sucks.

I'm really not in the mood to play nice with others today. #Bitchy #NotHavingIt

I would kill for a Vacation right about now.... LA, LV, NYC, Mexico... Anywhere will do

"I'm a new woman now" #responsible

I wish I had trick or treaters come to my building...and by that I mean I wish I had a bag of mini chocolate bars I could eat #heffer

Everyone on this skytrain is turning me off. #gross #citytransit

things change...and it fucking sucks

if you want someone who gives a fuck...you're talking to the wrong girl

I want to marry Anderson Cooper #silverfox

If I can feel you breathing on my neck. You are way too close. #airports #petpeeve

moving on, moving up.

i wish the weekend would just get here already! #alcoholic #livingfortheweekend

shut up troll

I just got hustled by KFC. #Notcute #biggirl

I could never be a morning radio host. I'm way to bitchy in the morning to talk about mindless banter. #annoyed #notamorningperson

I'm having a bad case of the Tuesdays right now #isitfridayyet

Screaming baby sitting in the seat next to me. This is going to be the longest flight of my life. #killmenow #birthcontrol

Reality sucks sometimes.