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It's 9:58 on thanksgiving and I still don't like playing card games
Prostitution isn't a good thing if it's forced upon you, but if you do it of your own free will then that's roughly a $240 an hour job
I just told an old pirate tale to a room of friends on Halloween, completely in character, the whole time
I think I've been dressing as jankily as possible for my entire life
Dude Wikipedia totally is factual
I feel like it would be nuts to see a whole blue whale
Mrs.Bertke knew some shit
Riff Raff and all of his tweets,vines, and Instagram posts just reek of loneliness, I feel bad for poor Riff Raff
It feels weird having security bust me for skating while I'm also working security
My only advice to everyone is go to every concert you can, never leave a show unseen, you never know when it will be your only opportunity
I haven't been this happy while eating yogurt since I was in the 6th grade
My least favorite part of short hair is I can't wear my hat because it doesn't fit right and I look like Caillou
So I give my dad a hug while he is 3/4's asleep, I say "you're palms are sweaty" and he mostly asleep responds "moms spaghetti"
Well now my track journey is complete
I really hope everyone does Senior Wheels Down Day, because I am