@sharatheorion // Why hello there, my delicious mint chocolate chip. @_jmalik

<pinches himself> Yup. Still evil.

I get it. My character died so no more storylines for Kyr'tsad. But that doesn't mean I can't get resurrected!!!! -resurrects- TA DAH!

Remember that one time when everyone was like, "oh my gawd, Kyrt'sad are such badasses!" Yeah, me neither. #StarWarsRoast

@spunkymuffin // As delectable as you are, my dear. #OMNOM

If I were adorable, would you let me rule the galaxy? Of course you would.

@rc_boss @darthcleavage // Don't be jealous she likes me better. ;P

<hears garbled comm communication a base is being hit> Not one of mine. <returns to overseeing his base build>

It's probably about time to update the bio. How do I say I am awesome in 140 characters or less? This is going to take a while.

<shakes fist> DARN YOU @corden_maximus!!! <cleans Chihuahua poop off of the frigate's hull> So. Much. Poop.

<just because he's a dick, tosses grenades at @accessrp @the_daily_rag @rpfollowback and @holonewsnetwork>

But of course the Mand'alor leaves out @dm_mali, @dmalora, @akaan_dw, and @crixnilar from his shoutout. Of course.

<has a box of anthrax-laced chocolate sent to @the_daily_rag>

<mails a bomb to The Daily Ragu which gets misdirected to @the_daily_rag> *BOOM* -POW- *BOOM SHAKA LAKA*

-appreciates all of the positive publicity the Death Watch are getting from @the_daily_rag- #Sarcasm

Is it pick on a kyrt'sad day??? -grumbles- RT @the_daily_rag #StarWarsNews! Kyrtsad: "I believe I can fly... I believe I can touch the sky."

{{FOLLOW @crixnilar FOR PART OF THIS STORY OR WE'LL HUNT YOUR ASS DOWN}}

What sort of clan has primer for their armor colors? -grins at @corden_maximus-

You can't clone awesome. #DeafWatchMangosForever

Do I know you? Probably not. That still doesn't mean I'm not going to stop being a dick to you. That's how I roll. #DeafWatchMangosForever