@walmartspecials Fuck your special. Those savings could have gone to your Indonesian sweat shop workers!!!!

That awkward moment when you make yourself completely vulnerable and exposed to the world, then get arrested for public nudity.

One quick way to get me to seize the Death Star and aim it at your fat ass mouth is to talk shit behind my back

Is cuntiness a word?

I talk shit to your face and respect you when your back is turned.

I think I'm starting to like being hated

Less interactions with people, less complications

I have nothing but love and pride for my records

If you act like a slut, better expect to get treated like one

Hey girl. Stop flexing your dick so hard

Ignorance is bliss. Too bad my reality is awareness.

Nobody likes a lying bitch

It's funny how full of shit most people are

I'm not even a human being anymore. The only time I have a heartbeat is when I'm on the decks

I smell bullshit. Do you smell bullshit?

Girls who drive big trucks probably have little dicks too

You've created a monster. Be proud

Looks like I'm gonna have to bite the bullet on this one. And by bullet I mean vagina

I don't think I could... but I would definitely try to put Beyonce's whole ass in my mouth

So this guy walks up to a Buddhist hot dog vendor and says, "Make me One with Everything."