Moving in with your girlfriend: http://t.co/LxBbyRG0 (cc @steveydb7)

#FF for fellow office-dwelling 9 to 5ers: @meetingboy and @officetwats.

@ellardent "I am too advanced in years for this sort of debacle!" :£

The Art of Creative Coding | Off Book | PBS:  http://youtu.be/eBV14-3LT-g  via @youtube

@tweetsmarter I've deleted the original tweet now, hoping it'll stop... Ever had reports of that before?

@tweetsmarter Help! Twitter keeps re-posting the same picture-attached tweet I did last night - the pic URL keeps changing but rest is same!

Honestly! I'm not constantly tweeting the same thing over and over! If you've no idea what I'm on about it's coz I keep deleting them...

That would be the internet "industry" would it, Lowri? Just have the government write a letter to Internet Plc, yeah? #bbctw

Now, this is a Christmas tree... pic.twitter.com/nasER9Ua

Nigel Farage sits there smugly smiling like he won the argument ages ago. He rivals Michael Gove for facial punchability. #newsnight

Fictional character Jacob Rees-Mogg MP is on #Newsnight everyone.

@tweetsmarter If I favourite a tweet but immediately unfave, will tweeter get email or is there small delay to account for this possibility?

Looking forward to: Homeland finale. Not looking forward to: bastard Sky Atlantic inevitably poaching next series.

@mooseallain I RT'd that knowing that many of my followers pronounce it "may-or" so will be scratching their heads.

#ff I wince every time I see a tweet from this account > RT @everytweet_ever: When will Shitty Unknown Band get the respect they deserve?

@pauldacredm @dmreporter Is this your writers' guide? http://t.co/D4dWwGN3

@tweetsmarter That infographic about Twitter addiction states 50% of users log in daily. I assume from that the other 50% never log out?

Dear David Yates, No one sane wants a Doctor Who film that doesn't involve Steven Moffatt. Stop irritating everyone. Sincerely, Everyone.

@robkh Er.. Bit late, but wouldn't the first encompass the second? I'd go with the first as I'm assuming greater variety of topics covered.

BUS DRIVERS. Have change ready so when you're quite reasonably handed a fiver for a £3 fare you don't have to be an arse. @twoptwips