Difference when I tell a joke to twitter and my mom:

Twitter: LOL! *RT* HAHAHAHHA

Mom: قال رسول الله صلى الله عليه و سلم…

I cant tell if A7lam is unamused or she just cant move her face from all the botox #arabidol

When someone hot likes your picture #هلا_ابوي

🙋أبله 🙋أبله 🙋أبله 🙋أبله 🙋أبله 🙋أبله 🙋أبله 🙋أبله 🙋أبله 🙋أبله 🙋أبله 🙋أبله 🙋أبله 🙋أبله 🙋أبله 🙋أبله 🙋أبله 🙋أبله 🙋أبله 🙋أبله

If I never yelled at you then I don’t really love you.

Do you ever just look at a picture of yourself and be like “why?”

what irritates me is that as soon as the arabs hear about the hurricane they only pray for the muslims to be safe... thats not very islamic.

How many Kuwaitis does it take to change a light bulb? One. he holds the bulb up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him

أبي امشط شعري بشوكه نفس حوريه البحر

People who always look good in pictures, fuck you.

My talent is wearing things from H&M and not make them look like they’re from H&M.

"I think no two people have the same religion." - Björk

I hate it when a great album reminds me of a horrible person.

Nicki Minaj is proof that money does not always mean class.

Behind every great man is a great woman. And behind every great woman is a great gay man telling her she can’t be any cuter.

I am so busy today. I have a lot of nothing to do.

That one person that all of your friends love so you try so hard to like them but you just can't.

ليس كل ما يلمع ذهباً. يمكن يكون Ke$ha

if you’re sad about being alone on valentine’s day just remember… no one loves you on the other days of the year too…

Who do you think googles their self more, A7lam or Kanye?