@wtf_crazyfacts What the heck are they eating? and lets check their blood for anitgens seems simple to me?

It is all about your today and there is nothing really wrong with...Read #Scorpio LOVE Horoscope here  http://xstrologyscopes.com/scorpio 

I'm having a sprit animal identity crisis.

Paint me a happy Fro man!! pic.twitter.com/mCTgAvMc

Laugh Factory with Dane Cook and surprise .... DAVE CHAPPELLE!! ridiculous night of comedy.  http://campl.us/opIi 

@melliemeow or to a van down by the river.

@kamtweeting agreed.

@juliettelewis when we deny them the access, you can't feed the machine and piss on it at the same time.

@ambertozer Your boss.

@nittwitstv Jesus I love this!!! Geniuses all of you!

I'm coming for you honey boo ... http://t.co/y9jsEkqK

Boss http://t.co/PPdnERFH

Jus found out that the project I associate produced won a TELLY! #baller

@curlycomedy Congrats Abbi.. what r you auditioning for?

@curlycomedy gospel

@stevenamiri Brilliant.

@curlycomedy hilarity.

@celebfactstory ask him what kind of god juice he drinks..

@danecook the only thing Green Day destroys is my vanilla latte in the mornings.

“@curlycomedy: THOU SHALT FIND NO GAS CHEAPER UNTIL AFTER THOU HAST FILLED UP.”