#DearGrade9s welcome 2 high school musical where we dance in the caf and sing with vanessa hudgens and zac efron just go with it and stuff

#WelcomeToSauga where we all tell people that we're actually from toronto

#CheatingIsOkayIf its with channing tatum

#WhatTurnsMeOff mustaches they either remind me of my dad or a man who owns a white van and steals kids

THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PENCILLING IN UR EYEBROWS AND FUCKING DRAWING LIKE A HUGE ART PROJECT ALL OVER THEM FUCKING CHILL PICASSO

if ur over the age of 12 and u have ur last name set as a celebrities last name on any social network idk how i feel about ur existence

#GirlsLoveWhen their period ends

#SMELLSILOVE the smell of abercrombie and fitch and hollister.

some girls bios might as well be like I love Jesus but I also love your boyfriends dick in my mouth and his cum all over my face

Getting your period for the first time and automatically assuming you were dying #unforgettablefeelings

#Relationshiptips don't take advantage of the fact that your bf/gf gives you freedom.

#ItMakesMeSmileWhen people remember small details about me that I wouldn't expect them to.

when some1 who smells good walks past me  http://twitpic.com/bb77s5 

#whyyoumadthough its not my fault you came to my yard late and all of the milkshakes are gone, FIRST COME FIRST SERVE.

me if my teachers give me homework 4 the long weekend http://t.co/g8dQNKw8

IF YOU'VE BROKEN UP WITH UR BF ABOUT 10 TIMES AND THEN GOTTEN BACK TOGETHER AND IT STILL AIN'T WORKING IT ISNT SUDDENLY GUNNA START WORKING

#NothingFeelsBetterThan feeling the love  http://twitpic.com/c0nz3y 

#youlookrealstupid resending your text, I got it the first time. I just chose not to respond.

#DontEvenAsk me stupid questions and then expect me not to give you sarcastic answers.

#yougottabekiddingif you're telling me not to do something, but then you go and do it.....RELAX HYPOCRITE.