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Oh, you wear a summery dress and play the ukulele, good for you. God knows there aren't enough of you on YouTube.
I laughed so hard milk came out of my tits.
I read a book under my quilt with a flashlight last night. I'm 20.
A very merry Christmas to you all my twitter friends. I hope you have a lovely day tomorrow.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/moments-that-restored-our-faith-in-humanity-this-y … I really needed this.
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Why don't you go back to your home on whore island!
I got 99 problems, but an unorganized sock drawer ain't one.
My cock is huge...... Seriously, i'm worried, roosters aren't supposed to be this big.
I had no idea what an Amanda Bynes was until I looked her up the other day. I hear she's going nuts. Good for her.
I mean, that's a blatant double negative! It sickens me. These rockpeople think they can get away with anything.
How about we abolish marriage altogether? It's archaic. Studies have shown that 100% of marriages end in divorce or years of resentment.
The female Gelada Baboon, in estrus, presents swollen breasts to signal her reproductive status to the males.