Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Men, I'm going to save you a little time. WE DON'T KNOW WHERE WE WANT TO EAT. Make the call.
As long as we're all being honest, I'm not sure whether to feel happy or ashamed that I'm totally getting into this twitter shit.
People who say 'i need a vacation from my vacation' make me need a gun for my gun.
When will my iPhone learn I don't ever talk about ducking, just fucking?
"what the hell is favstar?" - a few months ago, before it all went downhill.
My cat is SOOO annoying when she does like backflips & stuff to get my attention and I'm obviously busy on TWITTER. It's like, get a life!!
Don't touch me. Drugs not hugs.
The smell of this Chinese food is making me so sick I can't even look at my cat.
Girls like sex. This IS common sense right? We only don't like it if we aren't sexually attracted to you. Truth.
Just won something on the radio & I swear i've said this before but every time I hear my voice it reminds me I would not be friends with me.
Also, do anorexics swallow?
If you get offended by anything I say please know you're doing it all wrong & making me extra happy.
Can you be pregnant if you feel fat but you don't really remember any sex that could create offspring? I kid I kid, I remember!
Who do I hate? You PPL who don't turn the shower head off & just shut the water off. Getting sprayed in the face (non-sexually) @ 7AM blows.
Anytime I feel like I'm slightly turned on & I know shouldn't be I remember how depressed I always am when Ritchie Valens dies in La Bamba.
As incredible as a person can make you feel is the exact level of miserable they will make you feel. So, my expert advice - don't feel.
If any hot, sexy, in-shape men exist or are in need of a scoliosis check - I'M YOUR GIRL.
#ThingsPeopleShouldNotDo jump to conclusions, say things they do not mean, act hard, deny hugs, yell when they need love, go to sleep angry.
Satan invented Internet "HISTORY".
How many times is too many times to be Punky Brewster for Halloween? Just wondering.
8th most popular tweeter in Louisville, I'd follow me.