“@aguywithnolife: When Mitt Romney eats Lucky Charms he picks out all the rainbows because they're gay.”

“ I try to eat foods from the earth, but burying and unburying Butterfingers all day has been exhausting.” @meg609 @piglatin1982

“@butthaver: The name #Sandy is contained in the name #Sandusky do i even need to say it? #illuminati”

Jessica Lange is that nigga

@meg609 @piglatin1982 RT @reverendtye: No, your molestache doesn't make you creepy. . .

Ugh

No one was doubting the cards. If there was any doubt in anyone's mind they wouldn't have been a #1 overall seed. Just celebrate your win

Reppin DOB today #hollaifyahearme @meg609 nanibell thehatgirls @ Carners  http://instagram.com/p/XU_arhKXCk/ 

“@uberfacts: A woman's chances of having twins increases after 35 years of age.” @meg609

@piglatin1982 @000___000 more like Psalm pilot.

“@cloydrivers: Ladies love country boys. It's science. Merica.” @elisa_cb34

Little black kids>>>>

#frandz #braces #tbt @meg609 @ Auntie's House  http://instagr.am/p/SXKrNsKXLF/ 

#tbt @meg609 idiot @ Auntie's House  http://instagr.am/p/SXJ-CgKXKd/ 

“@uberfacts: Jagermeister was originally manufactured as a cough medicine.”

@treybizo ohh lee do ett

If this upsets me does that make the sign right? 😏😒😖 @ Spalding Suites http://t.co/TbRmdnuR

Leggo http://t.co/c9yZGWA0

#SideChickVdayGift a dick in a box

Happy boy! http://t.co/YAat86p9