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I'm going to start adding random tips to foursquare, like "if you say monkey penis they give you a free shot"
A guy my friend is dating just told her "Do you know why I like you so much? Because I can't breathe when I kiss you" #thatwillgetyoulaid
I love my child, but today I do not like him and will trade him for a fun size snickers
I want to subtweet the fuck out of you right now.
This guy just freaked out at a spider. I picked it up. Almost ate it just because he's sketch, ya'know let him know idagf
Sometimes, you just want someone to understand what you've been saying instead of what they want to hear.
I'll get drunk with my tweeps then get belligerent and embarrass my real life friends
Drinking tonight is going to be such a bad idea tomorrow morning.
I'm in a country bar in kent listening to keisha starting at dead animals
Hey SPD, I know you're not using pepper spray so you should give it to me and I'll spray the self entitled whiners. #occupyseattle
Can anyone explain why the 99% is blocking the working 99% from getting to their jobs? #occupyseattle #port
My son is only 3, but I'm terrified at what kind of skank is going to try to rip him away from me.