I wish anything made me as excited as a walk makes a dog

Will Arnett gives @ryanlawler interviewing tips, as Ryan Lawler. PRICELESS.  http://techcrunch.tumblr.com/post/45308445283/outtakes-with-tc-writer-ryan-lawler-arrested …

. @arrington is teaching me the easiest way to solve a rubix cube http://t.co/r4H1edQY

"Monday computer help. Pay what you can." http://t.co/J889xNJt

Nailed it! Sales = "Things That Are Expensive, But Not As Expensive As They Were Before"  http://www.manrepeller.com/2013/06/sale-navigation.html … via @manrepeller

Any startups in SF want to host TC staffers on Friday? TCHQ will be under construction & we need a place to work. You know you want to!

Obvious, CrunchFund, True Ventures And Others Back Online Community For Local Neighborhoods And Cities, Neighborland http://t.co/N8UsRxGt

technology  http://nbcnews.tumblr.com/post/45350724876 …

My @techcrunch debut! "I’ve Been Hooked By Shoes Of Prey" http://t.co/8FMD5bKU

The CrunchFund intern was born in 1990. Chew on that for a minute.

VCs And Marketing: How The Big Players Play http://t.co/npJ4od1c via @techcrunch

Um, yes that's me and LeVar Burton! @ AOL TechCrunch HQ http://t.co/NL4hMkSw

Trying to find a tweet as witty as this headline and lede is impossible. Just click, read and laugh. cc: @johnbiggs http://t.co/WRGtuUdH

Disrupt, OUT! pic.twitter.com/J3N9JHc50c

since @anthonyha turned me down to do a joint piece on dating for TC, I dragged him into my guest post. behold  http://techcrunch.com/2013/02/17/lets-gamify-dateing-and-make-it-addicting-in-the-process/ …

#protip: only ask an entrepreneur how he's doing if you want to hear about his business.

Spotted: @ryanlawler walking through TCHQ with not one, but two bottles of Jameson. MONDAYS.

Project Glass Is The Future Of Google http://t.co/6TYmENci via @techcrunch

Ads panel was pretty much a knife fight. #TCDisrupt

seriously could not have produced a hack like this one without the amazing @tarikh and @geoffmcqueen. thanks, y'all!  http://flic.kr/p/eeTK69