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Making a mountain of nachos and calling it "dinner" is one of the better things about adulthood.
If you throw bottles at pd/fd, do not be surprised when you get a baton to the abdomen. Don't be a dick, SF. That's my family working.
When Verne leaves the SEC on CBS set he puts on a pointy hat and spends the rest of the week as a garden gnome, right? #roundlittleman
Detailed convos about: big girl bras, swan rape, fish phobias, & crock pots are what make twitter awesome.
Your fellow humans, all of them, deserve basic respect. Do that. don't have to like them. But you can be civil. Boom. Everyone is happier
As I watch the last few minutes of Utah v byu I'm reminded: fall Saturdays are the best.
Anyone know what I did last week besides tweet? Because I have no idea how to bill these hours.
Never been more jealous of all cops in SF I know. I want to run around the city w bat kid! Also bummed my dad is retired bc he'd LOVE this
SF native, LSU alum, lawyer, slacker, whisky sipper. Obsessive sports fan of the Giants, Tigers, & Caps. Ron Swanson/April Ludgate mashup.