Hey guys, the @_bostonmarathon account is a fake. Don't retweet it.

@_crazziquai_ Then again, Wocka Flocka found out how to rhyme the word "nigga", with "nigga".

Oh my god. John Cena's announcement is that Big Show is his father, #Raw

#RetweetingPeopleIDontFollow

Arrive, F5, Leave. @wwe #Raw

@zemichi Bill Murray Space Jam Jersey http://t.co/FkAS8IN #ThingsYouShouldBuyWithYourMoney

@yuyuko_saigyoji @komeijikoishi Where do I go to never be put on the Koishi hug pillow mailing list?

Srs, The Amazing Johnathan. Come up with some new stuff.

@brikhouseski Aw man. Good luck out there. By luck I seem to have made it to your last game, last Saturday.

No, Triple H, if you throw him out of the cage, then he wins the match. #Raw

Cody Rhodes is in the main event, ya'll. #Wrestlemania29

Somebody on eBay is already trying to sell the Kyrie bobblehead for $75? PffHAHAHA!

There's a guy here with a LeBron jersey, that he put tape between the "23", and over the name so it reads "Irving/Waiters" "2/3".

@_crazziquai_ They've had enough of your shit.

Go home John Cena, you're John Cena. #RoyalRumble

Oh god, an entire halftime segment sucking LeBron off.

http://t.co/rt8b7jM0 RT @tnelson027 RT @cadha13 Sailor Moon: Initial D Edition

@folominos You mean I can't be in the new Justin Bieber movie shooting in Cleveland Belgium and several hundred other locations? God damn it

This @domswildthings fellow is the first Social Media Ambassador I actually like.

@fraulein_rose I knew people who thought it was "Whoopsie". I wanted to burn them.