new rule: if you're supporting a cause that Steve Hofmeyr supports, put a dollar in the "douche" jar.

OMIGOD PEOPLE. @simonpegg IS IN SOUTH AFRICA RIGHT NOW SO LET'S ALL PLAY IT COOL AND NOT GET ALL WEIRD AND CREEPY

good luck 2 @equal_education as they camp outside parliament to fight for basic standards for schools across the country! #doingitforthekids

Happy Birthday Ada Lovelace, the mother of scientific computing and the first computer programmer. #feministicon @feministssa

@liliradloff @thejessness @deadrebel just the other day someone bemoaned a "shameful lack of cupcakes", and I SHOULD HAVE CLUTCHED MY PEARLS

hot roast bean juice with cow-udder-juice and crystallised cane sap? yes.

So, according to GOT rules, all Cape Town-born bastards should carry the surname Wondermountain. Pls rename accordingly.

How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a really obscure number, you probably wouldn't know it.

my new favourite emoji= tableflip:
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RT @oolex: What was that? A weekend for ants? It needed to be at least 3 times longer.

@texxonfire this is a pencil sketch. double yoh.  http://i.imgur.com/hWbGu.jpg 

to the knob who puked right by my foot and SPLASHED it on me at @assembly_ct on Saturday night: NOOB MOVE, MY FRIEND.

@nick_frost @discordiankitty so I assume we're all in agreement that endangered gay penguins should be allowed to adopt.

people. please. Allot=to divide or distribute by share or portion. A lot= Very many, a large number. Alot= a made up word you're using.

599 FOLLOWERS!! SOMEONE FOLLOW ME QUICK SO ALL MY SHORT-TERM DREAMS CAN COME TRUE AND PROVIDE ME WITH A BRIEF, HOLLOW SENSE OF VALIDATION!

first rule of dog club, is no woof about woof woof.

I ain't afraid of no goats. #GOATBUSTERS

let's take a break from cats and otters today and check out this capybara being harassed by tiny monkeys.  http://tinyurl.com/cbb6ro4 

so, do you think we should have a commuter strike? march through town and thrown stale muffins and dirty socks at bus strikers? cos I do.

I...I don't know what this is. but let's all watch it....  http://tinyurl.com/cuxqtj9