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new rule: if you're supporting a cause that Steve Hofmeyr supports, put a dollar in the "douche" jar.
hot roast bean juice with cow-udder-juice and crystallised cane sap? yes.
So, according to GOT rules, all Cape Town-born bastards should carry the surname Wondermountain. Pls rename accordingly.
How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a really obscure number, you probably wouldn't know it.
my new favourite emoji= tableflip:
people. please. Allot=to divide or distribute by share or portion. A lot= Very many, a large number. Alot= a made up word you're using.
599 FOLLOWERS!! SOMEONE FOLLOW ME QUICK SO ALL MY SHORT-TERM DREAMS CAN COME TRUE AND PROVIDE ME WITH A BRIEF, HOLLOW SENSE OF VALIDATION!
first rule of dog club, is no woof about woof woof.
I ain't afraid of no goats. #GOATBUSTERS
so, do you think we should have a commuter strike? march through town and thrown stale muffins and dirty socks at bus strikers? cos I do.
I'm a Timecop. In my mind. http://agonybette.tumblr.com/