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I remember sex. Good times.
Physically, mentally, emotionally tired.
It's crazy how when you're really into someone, you don't even notice anyone else.
Your own mind is your worst enemy.
Me: Can you grab some batteries for my vibrator?
Boyfriend: You have a functioning penis right here.
Me: I know, but the batteries are dead.
My problem is I can't stay mad. I always end up forgiving people, even when they don't deserve it.
Whoever made sidewalk chalk a thing could really use a good ass-kicking.
That guy that thinks he is a failure, bro you were the quickest sperm, cheer up.
Your subtweets are adorable. But I know how he likes his coffee and bacon.
Punchlines hurt when you're the joke.
I may sound crazy but you are crazy.
Let go of your fears
When I'm with you, I feel like I'm right where I belong.
Go for someone who is not only proud to have you, but will also risk anything just to keep you.
You don't really need someone to complete you. You only need someone to accept you completely.
Cuddly naps and love songs. Him playing with my hair...
I don't usually love people endlessly, but when I do it's endlessly
Drinking pineapple juice isn't going to get you any blow jobs. Try washing the dishes or telling her she's pretty. Idiot.
The only three words that really matter...I'll be here.
We all need someone who loves us unconditionally, listens without judgement and believes in us completely. I will be that person for you.
small town Kansas girl...love my whiskey and my family. I am good at alot of things, but I suck at telling jokes.