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I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to too.
To avoid that awkward situation when eating a banana, eat the banana like corn on the cob.
I heard Britany Spears is gettin back together.
My sons passed out for the rest of the night. Now I can get stoned and eat these pizza rolls.
I may not be perfect, but parts of me are pretty fucking awesome.
If you smoke bath salts and get the urge to eat me, please start with my vagina.
I put the Stalker in Stalker.
I star and RT because im fucking nice!
Who does a girl gotta flirt with around here to get some stars?
You unfollowed and blocked me, But I still have your phone number. Ring Ring, motherfucker!
Im getting pretty sick of RTing you funny pieces of shit.
Twitter gives a whole new meaning to "Pocket Pussy".
Oh, so you DO read my tweets. Thought ya couldnt see me there for a sec.
One day, I wanna look at my phone and have a text from you. Is that so much to fuckin ask for??
Oh, You smoke Top™ Cigarettes? Tell me more about Your meth addiction.
Twitters just one big sext convention.
Soo, my TL isnt refreshing, just like yesterday. If this becomes a daily issue, I think I might die.
Just 3 dudes discussing mustaches. Thats not weird at all.
Im gonna go get drunk. Brb.
*strips off panties slowly*