I judge a woman's blowjob giving abilities when she can't even fit the whole paani puri in her mouth.

Make an ad where anyone who acts like an asshole to a darker skinned girl gets slapped, instead of the girl using a fairness cream.

Taking a 15 min break from studying, #WhatItReallyMeans done for the day, nap, telly.

Movies like Ek Tha Tiger being super hits prove that people don't even have a brain to leave behind at home.

#TvAdsHaveTaughtMe accepting food from cute random strangers at bus stops will not lead to a bodybag.

They should just rename these talent shows to 'Come tell us your sob stories and do some shit later'

#TDKR by Karan Johar. Alfred tells Batman that he's adopted. Then Catwoman & he set out to find his real parents. Bane is Catwomans mangetar

#IfMichaelPhelpsWereIndian he would have had to deal with a lot of "Beta paani se jaldi niklo tumhe sardi ho jayegi"

Sex with a defenseless child?No problem! Sex with ladies without their consent!Go ahead. Sex with willing person of the same sex!How dare u!

Send an Indian to ANY country for even 3 weeks and he'll come back with an American accent.

When people say 'big boned' #WhatItReallyMeans is FATTY!

You mock Kejriwal despite him being brave enough to expose scams & politicians. What do you do? Sit on your arse and slytweet the whole day.

Fuck Gay sex, all sex is immoral. We are Indians, no sex for us please. Chee thoo! *continues watching p0rn*

Why do women have to be reduced to being a wife, daughter, mother etc to gain respect? Why not treat us well because we're equal as humans?

Robin Van Persie: "Whatever happens, I'll always be a Gunner." - Bhenchod kisko chutiya bana raha hai?

Anyone here studied pharmacy in Australia? Masters. Seriously guys please help and RT na. Career ka sawaal hai!

Waiting for a jeans ad where they show models eating chips & wiping hands on jeans.

I love this #FemaleLogic trend because all the men are having a great go at it but in the end women win because vagina.

I love how some fashion bloggers recommend Chanel, YSL etc. like as if its halwa.Bc if I could afford them would I even be readin your blog?

Happy Independence Day! :D If you think saying this makes me 'uncool', you're a pathetic excuse for an Indian.