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Dear USA, during a time of austerity, its a bad idea to elect a rich white guy to run your country. Trust us, we know.
Signed The UK
Came downstairs to find my 85 year old mum watching the TV
Me:" Why are you watching Thatcher's funeral?"
Mum: "Just to make sure"
"If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything" Public Enemy
Just seen my future self in Tesco. An old lady emptying all of the reduced meat into a trolley with contained 6 bottles of gin. I said "Hi"
Me: Pass my bra please
Hubs: *weeeoooo, ak ak ak zooom* Bandits at 12 o'clock Skipper
Me: Take. It. Off. Your. Head
I tried to weigh my breasts once. Not allowed back at Sainsbury's fruit and veg department without my Probation Officer ever again
Why are we looking at, admittedly cute cats on the Internet, while the rich & powerful perform a fucking con trick. Somebody organise!
On the blue one, 3rd from the left. I'm jumping up & down. Can you see me?