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Dear USA, during a time of austerity, its a bad idea to elect a rich white guy to run your country. Trust us, we know.
Signed The UK
Came downstairs to find my 85 year old mum watching the TV
Me:" Why are you watching Thatcher's funeral?"
Mum: "Just to make sure"
"If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything" Public Enemy
What Happened To The Bloke Who Called Matt Bianco A Bunch Of Wankers? Please RT & tweet me if you know or are him #mattbiancowankerman
@omid9 Hodgson did well with the Albion. He can polish a turd until it shines like an engagement ring #AlbionFan
Just seen my future self in Tesco. An old lady emptying all of the reduced meat into a trolley with contained 6 bottles of gin. I said "Hi"
Tommy Flowers, Bletchley Park Boffin & inventer of Colossus, died this day 1998. Few know his name. Lets change that. http://t.co/sREU4Rp9
Wankers. Find them twitter RT @lickyourteeth: Please keep retweeting this photo. not cool! http://t.co/8A3H5pKf
Me: Pass my bra please
Hubs: *weeeoooo, ak ak ak zooom* Bandits at 12 o'clock Skipper
Me:....
Hubs:....
Me: Take. It. Off. Your. Head
Please RT. A lovely tweep has died. We can't do a lot, we internevermet friends, but let's get #RIPAmanda trending @no_left_feet xxx
I'm in a purple paisley maxi dress making Duck a l'Orange. I am one bottle of Blue Nun away from being Margot from The Good Life.
Husband has placed a "mystery" present under the tree. It is board game shaped & rattles when shaken. I hope Cartier do fucking board games
The crowds of mourners are literally 1's deep along the route. I've seen a bigger turn out on bin day
Moms. When you ask your child if everything is ready for school the next morning & they say yes, get them to sign something
Wonderful *claps hands in delight @jerilryan: This is cute.. Laurel & Hardy grooving to Beyonce, by my buddy @kenplume: http://t.co/zw8E4srW
There is a bottle of gin, whispering seductively to me from the kitchen. He wants me to grab him roughly by the neck & take his top off.
Fuck yes! --> @wearredonwed: @billybragg Show what Thatcherism means to you by wearing red on her funeral day #WearRedOnWednesday pls rt
Been thinking about unicorns........no, I'm wrong. I've been thinking about big, hard cocks.
Awww RT @amymaiden: Otters hold on to each other so they don't lose each other while they sleep! GAH! Amazing! http://t.co/zIJhPBhn
Gin Soaked, Bar Room Queen
