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won first place in a sobbing contest
A lady stopped me in the grocery store to tell me I have gorgeous legs.
She seemed a little freaked out when I asked, "your place or mine?"
A place for every lie and every lie in its place.
Without you these words don't exist.
Some people stay with you long after they're gone.
I'm just a guy standing in front of a girl, asking her to put as many extra fries in the bag as she can without charging me for a 2nd order.
Sade ~ By Your Side (Visually Stunning!)
She was a distant island, so he became the sea.
I've come to the realization that I'm just sitting here waiting for my heart to stop.
*logs on to Tinder
*swipes to the right and connects with 72 matches
*makes grilled cheese sandwich
He is actually trying to pick up the bartender with lines like,
'...so I moved back in with my dad and...'
The next time a woman says, 'I love you,' to me, I'm just going to save us both a lot of time and throw myself out a window.
take my hand. i know a short cut to the edge of the cliff
U can never "play it safe" when it comes to love
Because you'll never find it & get what u want without taking some risks.
*tries peanut butter Oreo
Flash forward 20 years to paramedics cutting hole in bedroom wall to get my fat ass out after eating 1.3 mil packs
The birds are leaving for warmth. Even they, despite their fondness of home, know to move or perish.
I won't pat you on the head 'there there' ... Wastes my time and yours.
Stop sitting in your own metaphorical filth and work towards change
Lead me into the dark but please make it worth my while
The Miseducation of Kida: Not all wanderers are lost. My soul flies free like a willow tree. Your Breath of Life. Gold. Hello Sweetie...