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This pineapple Captain Morgan is hella good
The only reason we have Twitter is because we couldn't all fit on the Jerry Springer show.
I am a gun owner. I know how to use & store my gun. I will never regret learning to protect myself
EVERYONE HERE IS ALWAYS DROWNING AND I'M OVER HERE LIKE, LAY ON YOUR BACK AND YOU WILL FLOAT.
My friends walked into the party looking hot af 👯
I love my sister...however I came over mostly because she has Doctor Who on Demand.
depression follows you to the bars sits down next to you and says darling who said you could leave
Find a penny.
Pick it up.
And all day long..you can believe that someone may have looked at your ass as you bent over.
My favourite yoga position is hugging my knees while rocking back and forth and crying.
I wanted to go back to my HS and speak to the students but the new principal declined. No need for me to inspire them, I guess. Smh
I'll know he's the one when he makes me laugh. –Minnie Mouse
Studio set up day. Have already had interaction w a goat.
*Puts on a SoA tshirt with Jax on it*
8- Mom, you have Jax in your cartilage.
Me- babe, I think you mean cleavage.
Pretty descriptive for a paper clip. My soul flies free like a willow tree. Vibin' Q.U.E.E.N. #weareferguson #knowthyself