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I just opened the can of coke with my teeth.. like a both.
Heya el hoodie el maktoub 3aleha 'Pull and Bear' beywaza3ouha ma3 el happy meal?
I don't have good days, I have good hours.
إرهابي دخل محل حيوانات أليفة ، قال للحيوانات: قدمكو 5 دقائق و أفجر المكان، السحلفة ردت: كس أمك!
A guy with style > a guy who wears nothing but brand names.
When my life sucks my Twitter life is amazing and vise versa.
YES! ALL my tweets are about YOU. You know, because I do NOT know anyone other than you.
I say mastika you say leban. I say moknesa you say ma2asha. I say tamatem you say outa and you call us bee2a.
You know, no one cares how old you are, your horoscope, your love for chocolate or your BlackBerry pin. Stop writing then in your bio.
Eh ya Scotch 3amel eh? Whisky wage3ny asl kont shayel hagat Tequila. Tab hot ma-Rum w Vodka-k ba2a.
Your breath should smell like you're ready to kiss someone, all the time.
You have all the right to go up to the guy who doesn't get how you feel and how important he is to u; slap him then hug the shit out of him.
I'm amazing at jumping into conclusions.
The queen of procrastination tweeting from her bed. May also be known as the queen of typos.