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  • Lamplified
      failure @Lamplified

    You know what's better than having thousands of followers on Twitter? Sex.

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    sral12345nikstylesPatWallacejustwanttobeme3redpawn3SondraDeeMeYourAbreactionWolfBennington
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    iSlut_MrTallPaul1GrumpyBahrVirgoSherryRazor_RebornE_lok44Katurdaysxbabygurl007x
    KaturdaysButtonsPusher____
  • Lamplified
      failure @Lamplified

    you can usually tell based on the number of pillows on a woman's bed if she's crazy.

    • 593
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    nikstyleska_mwanajane_botredpawn3SondraDeeMeWhoopdeedoo22simply_carrotdavoshadenny
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    simply_carrotTwiterHeroNoWii82VirgoSherryJenPark1219sincerely_pearlosoplainSweetSept024__
    VirgoSherryInkdhawaiianchopper4jkinmynewskinHeyitsLori
  • Lamplified
      failure @Lamplified

    i just did some push-ups. they were actually failed attempts at getting up from the floor, but they count.

    • 541
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    SondraDeeMeWhoopdeedoo22DearAbbySimonptoups78CubanB1987Tw1tter_K1ttenVegasGalMareMiniwheats2012
    • 177
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    DearAbbySimonMiniwheats2012jrb_85JulesC70jnrbtsn__________theMorganHolmestumblrtxtpstsSlimFreakinFast
    DeanOkay
  • Lamplified
      failure @Lamplified

    Twitter is scrapbooking for alcoholics.

    • 417
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    DearAbbySimonBamKnoxlovealwayslacyxbabygurl007xMiniwheats2012Sanwal22his_soft_stormBeerforBukowski
    • 237
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    xbabygurl007xMiniwheats2012dumpgirlzmae_hemmEndocarditisguyDownFrontArtistapoorvingleitskousshiek
    chopper4jk_Friday_XIIIStephenBCramer
  • Lamplified
      failure @Lamplified

    My favorite sex tape is duct.

    • 425
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    nikstylessmokeymccheefocarriebas111officersexxxyrldavis1969westcoastphinzBitterBeerFace9CraftBeerTart
    • 155
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    BitterBeerFace9The_GetawayGirlJenniferPadellaGetongaclosefarhereWayne_Bruce_Nahdude83Miniwheats2012
    the_anastasiaNorthernMagic____
  • Lamplified
      failure @Lamplified

    You'd think that with as much time as women spend looking at their ass in the mirror they would be able to reverse into a parking spot.

    • 372
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    Whoopdeedoo22JenniferPadellaDearAbbySimonbeatricemugCubanB1987Miniwheats2012lorip33Fernyloveyou
    • 148
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    JenniferPadellaMiniwheats2012bullitt6454lorip33Fernyloveyoubreadman13wjsnightname13______jnrbtsn__________
    rendezbooze______
  • Lamplified
      failure @Lamplified

    "I want something we can put on people's heads that will signify to the world they are an idiot." -bluetooth inventor.

    • 319
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    nikstylesWhoopdeedoo22FrancisJGordenbklynmike3jrb_85DominicStrawjnrbtsn__________IAmKashWah
    • 130
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    JulesC70jnrbtsn__________IAmKashWahaaronupT_Dub76BelowZeroSummerMs612__DanOnDrugs
    007Rex_Inc
  • Lamplified
      failure @Lamplified

    Whenever I'm looking for my keys I secretly hope I don't find Jesus.

    • 326
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    nikstylesjnrbtsn__________IAmKashWahdrunkNnaughtyfavamp__MonaJean84__LexiedeadpoolHumanGlowStyk
    • 82
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    IAmKashWahLexiedeadpooltumblrtxtpstsaaronupMs612__Twitmytweetiesjoshimitsu96benerdist
    DickensnycNorthernMagic____
  • Lamplified
      failure @Lamplified

    If you've never used a twizzler as a straw consider yourself dead to me.

    • 300
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    DearAbbySimonjnrbtsn__________MacKoolioIAmKashWahdrunkNnaughtyfavamp__MonaJean84__BillyandGinja
    • 90
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    TwitmytweetiesAdrianYoung10RandomRamblrohcountryroadspdxjohnny99scottthetwat______marcia_beeJanelivecrew
    FreeDriftwood
  • Lamplified
      failure @Lamplified

    I hate when I turn off my computer then remember I haven't masturbated yet.

    • 268
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    nikstylesJenniferPadellaCrackedIllusionjrb_85fitty06DominicStrawMissRachaelJoybrianbowman73
    • 98
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    RambleOfaReeferfitty06jnrbtsn__________masonic_templeHeroineAddictMonaJean84__kateofumbartumblrtxtpsts
  • Lamplified
      failure @Lamplified

    Does this microwaved meal make me look single? How about the fact that I had to wash a fork to eat it?

    • 276
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    DearAbbySimonFrancisJGordenbklynmike3protolaliajnrbtsn__________MacKoolioIAmKashWahdrunkNnaughty
    • 89
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    bullitt6454fitty06MissRachaelJoyjnrbtsn__________IAmKashWahHeroineAddictselenajmittonaaronup
  • Lamplified
      failure @Lamplified

    Liquor store clerk: "That's enough alcohol to kill a person."

    Me: "Lol, a normal person maybe."

    • 236
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    jnrbtsn__________MacKoolioIAmKashWah1911Fan1fugee37clintgildrunkNnaughtyfavamp__
    • 125
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    jacobsfriends35drunkNnaughtyQueefTornadoBilll92495674__Edie_Is_DeadmsrojacksTwitmytweetiesdb_rockafella
    scottthetwat______
  • Lamplified
      failure @Lamplified

    If you're falling, just say fuck it and swan dive that shit.

    • 212
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    Whoopdeedoo22RambleOfaReefer420blankmanangelamweberjnrbtsn__________sierralarsenIAmKashWahdrunkNnaughty
    • 133
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    angelamweberIAmKashWahMonaJean84__aaronupJenniferPadellaMs612__OmarKhyamiamNeuronicism
    leftys_corner
  • Lamplified
      failure @Lamplified

    You'd think we would be able to charge our phones on the power of a woman's sigh alone by now.

    • 250
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    laurayocomCloeDawnwhrthebrainrots__moody_moiashlar36MobergMrPrimal_Attitudejnrbtsn__________
    • 89
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    benittto8lordeandsaviorFavstar250whrthebrainrots__breadman13wjsMobergMrjnrbtsn__________MonSwanson
    AdornedChaos
  • Lamplified
      failure @Lamplified

    A panic room is just a section of your bathroom floor where you lay in the fetal position and hold yourself while you cry, right?

    • 262
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    nikstylesjnrbtsn__________IAmKashWahdrunkNnaughtyfavamp__MonaJean84__JenniferPadellamrt1m
    • 74
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    MadDamMusicMs612__benittto13Favstar250Twitmytweetiesnate_decosteslyoung5sarahplegic
    BelvAndBourb
  • Lamplified
      failure @Lamplified

    What's that word for when you have too much human social interaction? Homicidal, yeah that's it.

    • 241
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    jnrbtsn__________drunkNnaughtyfavamp__MonaJean84__JenniferPadellaConorMWalshmrt1mCrackedIllusion
    • 88
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    Ms612__TwitmytweetiesHmSafiyahardnosehighwayKansas_loveGlamorusGRanSieZauroramatraku
    silent_musings
  • Lamplified
      failure @Lamplified

    I blame alcohol for most of my followers.

    • 245
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    jnrbtsn__________MacKoolioB0nrMunkyAronMorrisdrunkNnaughtyfavamp__MonaJean84__EarthsChairman____
    • 79
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    drunkNnaughtyJenniferPadellaCosmicTraprosemarybreadCrissyFlorenciaTwitmytweetiesAdrianYoung10thisislizz
  • Lamplified
      failure @Lamplified

    Do not mix with alcohol warnings are just adorable.

    • 194
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    MVamptressGetongahazelmotes1SleazeMasterFrameworkAutocoChrissiPerrouxopenchakraNahdude83
    • 119
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    MVamptressGetongaNahdude83djulie1960_whatever88______NickyValentineCharsiBhangiJenny4ashley
  • Lamplified
      failure @Lamplified

    I put on my pants just like everyone else. Only when the doorbell rings.

    • 200
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    nikstylesTheShakeMeisterMjChanskiHiddleDeeDeeprotolaliatweetJill22jnrbtsn__________MacKoolio
    • 112
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    bullitt6454MjChanskiHiddleDeeDeejnrbtsn__________Ms612__WineyBeach78______teafani_xo__BaileyCram
    not_liberal
  • Lamplified
      failure @Lamplified

    If you love something set it free. Unless it's nachos, never let go of your nachos.

    • 186
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    jnrbtsn__________brandywine669IAmKashWahdrunkNnaughtyCharmandBrainsatanenhausfavamp___whatever88______
    • 117
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    favamp__Maroshia_whatever88______VelvetLolalawstafricanQueefTornado420blankmanMs612__
    garrettn
@Lamplified

@Lamplified

@Pigeonlov drives me to the liquor store