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Volvo puts safety first, which is fine, but what about consumers who want to die?
If you've ever tried to eat soup with a fork then you've described my life perfectly.
Just once in your life you should be allowed to burn your house and all your shit when you have to move.
If you really want to see a persons soul, cut them open. You can catch a glimpse of it as they bleed out.
The second set of footprints in the sand turned into cloven hoof prints a long time ago.
Never give up on someone you can't go a day without thinking about. Even if its thinking if their body can fit in your trunk, never give up.
Please grant me patience so that I don't kill stupid people, for they provide much amusement and make me feel awesome.
You know how you find a quarter and it totally brightens up your day till you realize that you're still going to die alone?