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Work in images. Work in objects.
the longest distance between two points, for me, is the one with the bar in the middle.
Do you ever just look at your follower count and go "Wow. I tricked all these people into thinking I'm cool."
Go Kik yourself.
Tainted Love, by Soft Cell, is my
favorite song about the dabbling
curiosity of butt stuff.
I wanna use you and abuse you. I wanna know what's inside you. - my TC, probably.
Do you even know how to drive in the snow you stupid fuckface
Related: snow is here wahooooooo!
I didn't know how to do something so I gladly found a nearby man to help me. I'm totally fine with that.
Being hung-over tomorrow just means the night was a success.
*walks up on sign*
← Damned if you do
Damned if you don't →
i forgot about Dre
I am horrifically white on the dance floor. But enough alcohol makes me OWN IT.
The best revenge is moving on and having a way better life without them than you would have had with them
If eating chili straight out of a can is wrong then I'm single.
Splish splash I was takin' a bath. Long about a Saturday night. Rub a dub just drowning in the tub. Soon everything will be alright
Misbehaving around your mistress.
There's a slap for that.