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Why don't they take hoarders and make them switch houses with obsessive compulsive cleaners. Best idea....ever.
I would rather be broken by the truth then deluded by a lie
Letting go can be a beautiful thing yes but saying fuck you is glorious.
I love how we call it "social media" when 75% of us are either alone in our homes or on the toilet.
True love isn't someone who stays out of obligation.It's someone who sees through the shit & loves you for the lovely emotional mess you are
Time to get white girl wasted,scream wooo at strangers, cry in a bathroom,take a pic in said bathroom flashing a gang sign & call it a night
You make time you get time. You act distant you get distance. Simple.
Is amazed how I go to bed with normal hair and wake up looking like a beat up version of medusa. Am I fighting crime in my sleep? Wtf.
To clean up or just move. This is the question.
I love it when you post something, it says it failed so you post again only to see its now posted 10 times and you now look like rain man.
I love the ones that underestimate me. I will be waiting for you at the finish line.
Anyone else find drug commercials entertaining? Headache? Take this! May cause migraines and you may lose a tit. Sign me up.
I woke up today with what appears to be a spider bite. I better get super powers or I'm going to be pissed.
Please let this thought be mine and not be a subliminal memory from someone else's TL. Me every time I post a tweet.
Clean sheet night is the best night EVER.
At the rate I've been shoveling candy down my throat it appears my life goal has become diabetes.
I am prepared to trade in my heart for an extra large pizza.
Moves like jagger? You have seen Jagger dance right?
Web md. The hypochondriacs crack.
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