I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to not be a douchebag.

Why don't they take hoarders and make them switch houses with obsessive compulsive cleaners. Best idea....ever.

I would rather be broken by the truth then deluded by a lie

Letting go can be a beautiful thing yes but saying fuck you is glorious.

Is amazed how I go to bed with normal hair and wake up looking like a beat up version of medusa. Am I fighting crime in my sleep? Wtf.

To clean up or just move. This is the question.

Time to get white girl wasted,scream wooo at strangers, cry in a bathroom,take a pic in said bathroom flashing a gang sign & call it a night

I woke up today with what appears to be a spider bite. I better get super powers or I'm going to be pissed.

I love it when you post something, it says it failed so you post again only to see its now posted 10 times and you now look like rain man.

Anyone else find drug commercials entertaining? Headache? Take this! May cause migraines and you may lose a tit. Sign me up.

You make time you get time. You act distant you get distance. Simple.

True love isn't someone who stays out of obligation.It's someone who sees through the shit & loves you for the lovely emotional mess you are

Clean sheet night is the best night EVER.

Please let this thought be mine and not be a subliminal memory from someone else's TL. Me every time I post a tweet.

Moves like jagger? You have seen Jagger dance right?

Web md. The hypochondriacs crack.

What I need...a movie sized romantic gesture. One that would make Sandra Bullock sigh. What I have......laundry. Lots of laundry.....

At the rate I've been shoveling candy down my throat it appears my life goal has become diabetes.

I love making the same post on fb and on twitter. Twitter people praise & star & fb people cringe. I love all you sick bastards on twitter.

Men seem to get better with age. Well up until they start shitting themselves without knowing.