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I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to not be a douchebag.
Why don't they take hoarders and make them switch houses with obsessive compulsive cleaners. Best idea....ever.
I would rather be broken by the truth then deluded by a lie
Letting go can be a beautiful thing yes but saying fuck you is glorious.
True love isn't someone who stays out of obligation.It's someone who sees through the shit & loves you for the lovely emotional mess you are
Is amazed how I go to bed with normal hair and wake up looking like a beat up version of medusa. Am I fighting crime in my sleep? Wtf.
Time to get white girl wasted,scream wooo at strangers, cry in a bathroom,take a pic in said bathroom flashing a gang sign & call it a night
To clean up or just move. This is the question.
You make time you get time. You act distant you get distance. Simple.
I love it when you post something, it says it failed so you post again only to see its now posted 10 times and you now look like rain man.
I love how we call it "social media" when 75% of us are either alone in our homes or on the toilet.
I woke up today with what appears to be a spider bite. I better get super powers or I'm going to be pissed.
Anyone else find drug commercials entertaining? Headache? Take this! May cause migraines and you may lose a tit. Sign me up.
Clean sheet night is the best night EVER.
Please let this thought be mine and not be a subliminal memory from someone else's TL. Me every time I post a tweet.
At the rate I've been shoveling candy down my throat it appears my life goal has become diabetes.
Web md. The hypochondriacs crack.
Moves like jagger? You have seen Jagger dance right?
What I need...a movie sized romantic gesture. One that would make Sandra Bullock sigh. What I have......laundry. Lots of laundry.....
I love making the same post on fb and on twitter. Twitter people praise & star & fb people cringe. I love all you sick bastards on twitter.
@nettie0918 is my homegirl, @murfer28 hoya's us @cupcakelynda is my Sista @adderallmomma is my twifey