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Why don't they take hoarders and make them switch houses with obsessive compulsive cleaners. Best idea....ever.
I love how we call it "social media" when 75% of us are either alone in our homes or on the toilet.
I would rather be broken by the truth then deluded by a lie
Letting go can be a beautiful thing yes but saying fuck you is glorious.
True love isn't someone who stays out of obligation.It's someone who sees through the shit & loves you for the lovely emotional mess you are
Time to get white girl wasted,scream wooo at strangers, cry in a bathroom,take a pic in said bathroom flashing a gang sign & call it a night
You make time you get time. You act distant you get distance. Simple.
To clean up or just move. This is the question.
Is amazed how I go to bed with normal hair and wake up looking like a beat up version of medusa. Am I fighting crime in my sleep? Wtf.
I love it when you post something, it says it failed so you post again only to see its now posted 10 times and you now look like rain man.
I love the ones that underestimate me. I will be waiting for you at the finish line.
Anyone else find drug commercials entertaining? Headache? Take this! May cause migraines and you may lose a tit. Sign me up.
I woke up today with what appears to be a spider bite. I better get super powers or I'm going to be pissed.
Please let this thought be mine and not be a subliminal memory from someone else's TL. Me every time I post a tweet.
Clean sheet night is the best night EVER.
At the rate I've been shoveling candy down my throat it appears my life goal has become diabetes.
I am prepared to trade in my heart for an extra large pizza.
Moves like jagger? You have seen Jagger dance right?
Web md. The hypochondriacs crack.
Just say no to wraps....unless they are filled with beans and cheese.
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