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If women could hear what we say at work i'd never get laid. Wait, can women hear what we say at work?
Im the tyler durden of twitter. The first rule of my timeline, is you never retweet me.
Scars heal, glory fades. All we're left with are the memories made. Pain hurts but only for a minute, live is short so go on and live it.
Uncertainty is my biggest phobia. Id rather be a fucking loser and know it than spend my life trying to fit into a society i despise
#TardWeek is drawing to a close. Lets continue disappointing our real life friends and impressing our online friends with #rapeweek
Sometimes i almost wish i wasnt an asshole to so many people in high school, but then i dont