http://t.co/oBff4dbr @dougstanhope This is a fucking outrage. We're being locked up over here for posting offensive jokes on our own fb wall

#MrPhetzIn4Words mr phetz did 9/11

@mrphetz what if god cucked one of us, just a stranger on the bus, trying to take his wife home

@nodesigner @losdrogas lol luk at dis #atheists here gonna burn in hell and he dont care. go reed a bible mooron

@mrphetz Women, can't cuck with 'em, can't cuck without 'em

#ff @glinner For contributing to a misogynistic dystopia with his gender-based humour about "IT Geeks" and how women don't get technology.

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I gave @officialadele +K about Sausages and Other Prepared Meats (Except Lard Made From Purchased Materials) on @klout. http://t.co/Vj3oCyjX

@ahuj9 tits new roman #DIRTYFONTS

@dodgydrpayne @trolls_nemesis @rothleypillow Jesus Christ... What the fuck forum is this? These opinions are completely insane!!!

@rothleypillow pretty obvious that if you want to get away with a high profile crime, your best bet is to be a mason or a fucking tory.

@killcops247 "I would only have spent it on sperm, anyway!"

@michael_raphone @luckystubbs @mrphetz lmao look at the skinwearer *crashes motorcycle and rips whole body off*

#RIPRUPERT Stung by a wasp while on his way to the leveson enquiry wtf!? Is this REAL???

@n0t0ri0us_big @pizza_shaman Gentlemen behold! I have invented the worlds first horse_ebook reader!!

"@willblackwriter: Please ask @david_cameron why his brother's law firm is defending Rebekah Brooks" ACAB

@flypastafarian @methadonna @mouldylung @cheesegod69 @torzir @holymoley111 umm my father died from falling on a sharp eggshell you ass

@methadonna @flypastafarian @mouldylung @cheesegod69 @torzir @holymoley111 they also found cannabidge in bin Ladens cumpound

@egg_dog bluffing is a nightmare. Every time I try, a giant sweat bead pop's audibly out off my forehead

Cold Chinese for breakfast, the greatest cis privilege