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The women that have thousands of followers without resorting to flopping a tit out are the ones that have my respect.
If my tweets piss you off, you are exactly the type of person I am trying to piss off.
Sometimes adorable is better than beautiful.
Fuck it. I'm moving to Canada. Good God you people are BEAUTIFUL.
The men with grease underneath their fingernails will be the ones that save this planet. Respect that shit.
Twitter: Someone will understand.
I no longer miss you. I can sleep at night again. I barely remember your voice or how you taste.
Love me for my faults or get the fuck out.
We all need love. Stop lying.
Don't let them make you hate.
We humans are emotional creatures. They use that to their advantage.
It's hard to hate you when you are funny.
Let's make this weird for everyone.
If I get to 1000 today. I won't shave my beard for two years. I'll even document it's glorious rise to liberation.
I like me better when I am stoned too.
I'm pretty much documenting my demise. Thanks for the follow.
I need me some goodnight kisses God dammit.
I want to follow you. I really do, but fuck you and your unbalanced stats.
I'm going to bed. You assholes didn't get me any closer to finding a wife today. Thanks for nothing.
They call me Mr. Knowitall, I will not compromise, I will not be told what to do, I shall not step aside, GO!