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Here's why signing in is good for you.
The women that have thousands of followers without resorting to flopping a tit out are the ones that have my respect.
If my tweets piss you off, you are exactly the type of person I am trying to piss off.
The men with grease underneath their fingernails will be the ones that save this planet. Respect that shit.
I no longer miss you. I can sleep at night again. I barely remember your voice or how you taste.
We humans are emotional creatures. They use that to their advantage.
If I get to 1000 today. I won't shave my beard for two years. I'll even document it's glorious rise to liberation.
I want to follow you. I really do, but fuck you and your unbalanced stats.
I'm going to bed. You assholes didn't get me any closer to finding a wife today. Thanks for nothing.
They call me Mr. Knowitall, I will not compromise, I will not be told what to do, I shall not step aside, GO!
