Hey, if we're going to have Rush Limbaugh and Newt Gingrich leading the news like it's freaking 1993, I would like Nirvana back. Thanks.

The @tweeterrater was fun as a fairly reliable rater of tweets, but it's also fun now as a batshit-insane dystopian nightmare monologue.

@surprisinger @madelinekn "The Simpsons already did it" has rarely had such a depressing context #WatchmenBabies

@tweeterrater You and your infernal games, you rotten quisling pigfucker.

Let's all shag tonight. Storms pool, ominous ruination. Tomorrow she blows away REDACTED #fuckronym

I think maybe the @tweeterrater just threatened to kill all of Twitter in 12 minutes, so there's that.

"It was late summer of 2012, in the blessed, fleeting respite between Call Me Maybe and Gangnam Style." Terrible Pulitzer novel circa 2037

"You know, The word 'Geico' sounds kind of like "gecko." - Don Draper

@marawritesstuff It's amazing how often that quote is relevant these days.

@rachaldenise @madelinekn It's the "bing bong" that really makes it work

@surprisinger Congratulations, your family is the opposite of Twitter

@staceygarratt you'll have to move to New Orleans if you want to live in that America. We're keeping the dream alive

@tweeterrater Sure. I like money.

@tweeterrater You literally cannot get, for example, a cell phone or laptop in this country that wasn't produced by slave labor. I've tried.

@tweeterrater 27. It means that the global economy is based chiefly on human suffering.

This Letterman-Lindsay Lohan interview is a genuinely weird piece of television.

I don't know what game the @tweeterrater is luring people into, but it can't end in anything good.

Spoiler Alert: Life of Pi is basically Fight Club with zoo animals.

Constitutionally, the President is able to kill anyone he wants, at any time, for any reason, provided he does it with his bare hands.

@marawritesstuff Agreed. I think they'd be similarly baffled by college football and basketball "student-athletes"