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Today I'm wearing my hair in a ponytail because life is not a joke.
No matter how productive, wonderful or busy a day, I always find time to put in a little prayer that the people I dislike get herpes.
Who does a girl have to f$&k around here to have a marriage and a baby?!?!
"Slutty cop? Slutty nurse? In LA, the women are already sluts. Come Halloween, they're just pretending to have jobs." - Bill Dawes Hahhahaha
Beyoncé has efficiently pulled off The Michael Jackson with such grace and ease. Going from black to white in one lifetime is no easy feat.
Amanda and Melanie are off The Voice, therefore I'm done watching.
A psychic lady just told me what to do with my love life and career, and I'm going to listen to her and that's why I'm dumb.
Now that I'm on Instagram I'm a professh photographer and a super deep artist. I'm so interesting.
Desperate Party of 1, your table's ready.
Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony should have ended that marriage before making those Benjamin Button-looking babies.
I don't want to know the name of the murderer or give him fame. He is a nobody. I want to know the names of the victims.
Oh, hey, you know what? Drinking like a 6'2 man is not a good life choice because I'm a 5'7 girl. It's simple math, really.
My iPhone refuses to learn 'boo' over 'bio,' but it's learning Spanish. Cultured snob.
I haven't been able to prove this on WebMD, but I think I might be a bitch.
Yeah, I see youuuuuu - writing on the world wide web BEFORE REPLYING TO MY TEXT MESSAGE!!!!! #NeverForget
"Face your problems. Don't Facebook your problems."
What you really want is to be surrounded by people you trust & treasure & by people who cherish you. That's when you're really rich. -Oprah
More often than not, I wreck myself before I check myself. http://landoflaura.tumblr.com/