Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Getting married just because that date is 12.12.12 is almost as sad as getting married on a Wednesday.
Really expected Romney to win after that last minute Melissa Joan Heart endorsement.
Being hot is like having personality insurance.
I've suffered from life all my depression.
The most annoying part about seeing The Great Gatsby in 3D is having to hold up a 3D monocle the entire time.
Noah spoiler: 🐘🐘 🐒🐒 🐸🐸🐀🐀 🐫🐫 🐏🐏 🐗🐗 🐯🐯 🐖🐖 🐮🐮 🐢🐢 🐈🐈 🐇🐇 🐥🐥 🐛🐛 🐓🐓 🐞🐞 🐃🐃 🐩🐩 🐴🐴 🐹🐹 🐺🐺 🐭🐭 🐍🐍 🐻🐻 🐆🐆 🐐🐐 🐊🐊
"WE WERE ON A BREAK" --congRoss
I'm such a spontaneous person, I'll have a panic attack basically whenever.
Vidal Sassoon to be buried with extra body.
What did fat girls with really great personalities do prior to the internet?
Heidi Klum said to be divorcing Seal because she wants to date otter people.
Dog the Bounty Hunter was cancelled after 8 seasons. That's like 56 seasons in Dog the Bounty Hunter years.
Wonder if the moon feels disgusting & worthless when it's full too.
Can't believe the American flag got 50 favs.
"I'm wasted!!!" --All of my money
If, in 10 years, I still haven't bought a zoo & you also haven't bought a zoo, WE should buy a zoo.
I hate being lonely, but it's still more fun than being social.
Oops...trusted another human being again! :(
100% of the 47% jokes have already been made. :(