“@girlposts: Don't make her wait for you just because you know she will.”

i hope you think of me, when you fuck her.

“@suckstosucks: this should be all over the world pic.twitter.com/noVi8uY9nu” RFT❤

"@dopekyza: Don't cheat on a girl that gives you the world."

#20ThingsILove dirty conversations ;)

“@fun: Smoking can shorten your penis by as much as a centimeter.” for al you boys that smoke :)

“@xstrology: #Aquarius are usually the weird ones of the group, in a good way of a course.”

"@dopekyza: That first kiss after spending a long time apart >"

"@comedytruth: Writing ''etc'' on test cause you don't remember any more examples"

"@whennboys: When boys send you long meaningful texts"

"@funnyortruth: Two types of people that annoy me: Drunk people when I'm sober. Sober people when I'm drunk."

awh my middle finger likes you..that's so cute.

Its not that I don't care anymore, I just officially give up.

stop judging me until you know my story.

“@savethebs: Never let any bitch talk down to you when you already know you're above them.”

“@girlposts: I'm sick of trying so hard and getting nothing in return.”

“@irespectwomenya: A good boyfriend doesn't let anybody disrespect his girlfriend.”

“@reiatable: When I fight with you, I'm really fighting for us. If I didn't care, I wouldn't bother...”

“@quotingjokes: *Teacher point’s ruler at me* Teacher: "At the end of this ruler is an idiot!“ Me: "Which end do you mean?“

"@comedyposts: Have you ever just stopped and thought… "I was once in my dads balls.""