I've kissed your apocalypse for the last time.

I was asked yesterday if my hair color is real...Since red is a color, I went ahead and said "yes, red is real".

Sexting should be an olympic sport.

I really hate that part of the day. Ya know, the part where you have to wake up? Its the worst.

Batman > Superman. Can I get an Amen?

I did dishes today cause I'm hella domestic.

I wish I could be intelligent.

I enjoy being dumb.

Both are true.

I HATE when u finish ur makeup & then ur eyelid gets itchy, not just a little, but the kind where ure lucky if skin is left after u scratch

Just rolled over on my bed and ended up slamming my face into the wall. Awesome.

NyQuil is a special kinda drunk.

I'm the kind person who feels like using words like 'lackadaisical' is a real accomplishment just because it sounds cooler than other words.

Why yes, I am the girl in the VW bug blarring I Melt With You. I'm that kinda person. Freaking adorable.

At the DMV. I'm B22. When they call my number, I might yell "you sunk my Battleship!"

Yep...this is happening.

Finished my Valentines Day shopping. Boyfriends like getting nothing right?

Sometimes I imagine what it would be like to just walk up to annoying people and tell them to knock it off.

That means you whistling man!

Maybe if I close my eyes and concentrate, I'll be able to turn back time...Stay tuned. If it works, I'll post about it yesterday.

Just saw a bumper sticker that said "Ass- The Other Vagina". WTF?

I really hate that part of the day. Ya know, the part where you have to wake up? Its the worst.

Sorted my Disney pin collection today...couldn't help but mourn amazing pins I gave away to someone who is no longer in my life.

Finally fell asleep, only to be woken up by a wrong number call. Oye!

Omg....someone brought a baby to the bridal shower...I want one sooo bad. #pleaseslapme