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I'm going to the vets to be put down.
It's really very simple.. Make me feel bad about myself, and I'll cut you out of my life, for good.
I don't mean much that I say, but when I said I liked you I really meant it.
I got what I wanted, and now I'm really happy
Any woman can learn to f*ck good, but it takes a truly intelligent one to f*ck their minds too...
Did calling her fat make you feel better about your ugly face and tiny penis?
Didn't think so.
My jeans are falling down.. Heartbreak diets RULE
I don't know what a Twinkie is, all I know is they're American and sound nice.
Phone has never been right since I dropped it! Now it's froze on a pic of 2 frogs mating.
He doesn't mean a thing to me. Just another pretty face to see..
Judging people by their race or sexuality seems very stupid seeing as we're all born the way we are.
I do find myself highly amusing, maybe I should be more embarrassed, actually. Fook it.
Your body is temporary, decorate it!
I wish I had a partner so I could draw hearts on their Facebook wall everyday
You can be my exception to the rules.
I was so drunk and beautifully behaved last night
I love pressing 'ignore' on friend requests. I deleted you for a reason, dick.
That'll teach me for buying cheap tan!!
Waiting for the worms.
Supersize Vs Superskinny makes me glad to be the size I am...