I'm going to the vets to be put down.

It's really very simple.. Make me feel bad about myself, and I'll cut you out of my life, for good.

I don't mean much that I say, but when I said I liked you I really meant it.

I got what I wanted, and now I'm really happy
#ShitNobodySays

Any woman can learn to f*ck good, but it takes a truly intelligent one to f*ck their minds too...

Did calling her fat make you feel better about your ugly face and tiny penis?
Didn't think so.

My jeans are falling down.. Heartbreak diets RULE

I don't know what a Twinkie is, all I know is they're American and sound nice.

Phone has never been right since I dropped it! Now it's froze on a pic of 2 frogs mating.

He doesn't mean a thing to me. Just another pretty face to see..

Judging people by their race or sexuality seems very stupid seeing as we're all born the way we are.

I do find myself highly amusing, maybe I should be more embarrassed, actually. Fook it.

Your body is temporary, decorate it!

I wish I had a partner so I could draw hearts on their Facebook wall everyday
:(

You can be my exception to the rules.

I was so drunk and beautifully behaved last night
#ShitNobodySays

I love pressing 'ignore' on friend requests. I deleted you for a reason, dick.

That'll teach me for buying cheap tan!!

Waiting for the worms.

Supersize Vs Superskinny makes me glad to be the size I am...