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*in falsetto voice* sonic the hedgehog IS real *in normal voice* wow who said that... anyways now we HAVE to check out this burrow
IT'S NO GOOD... GOTTA POWER UP [drapes a housecat over each shoulder] I CAN ALREADY FEEL THE ENERGY COURSING THROUGH ME [one cat pukes] NOOO
weird white guy travels the globe eating poor people food. "this food is so weird" he says. americas heart has been captured.
IS IT OK IF THE PETS SLEEP ON THE BED TONIGHT [thousands of spiders pour out of mouth] DADDY LOVES HIS BABIES
stopping kony #RejectedOlympicEvents
fuck jimmy neutron. i hate that little shit. brain blast me into a reality where that asshole isn't
is criminal short for crime animal
People say, "sam, why are in the bathroom every 25 min?" Well: the body is a prison of impulses from which i cannot escape
my brother said spongebob was italian and when I asked him for proof he said spongebob was italian again
if you put your ear up to a conch shell you can hear a shitty little crab scuttle into your ear like a big fucker asshole
ron paul is just a complex series of bugs tied together with string
hey folks it's me, Gex 2 for the Playstation, and i'm real horny
[lets hand glide over Tom Hank's dead body] this all used to be Forrest...
WHAT IF IT WERE POSSIBLE TO MAKE OUT WITH A LIGHTNING STORM - grandpa's last words. he was brave and horney...
i keep getting punched #fistworldproblems
Make sure to destroy generators to prevent more cops from spawning. Some special cops drop keys. Some cops drop items and food. #tips
Hey did you know there's a ton of porn for fake cartoon advertisement erin esurance? Anyways I'm sorry for your loss, he was a great dog
brother just called MF Doom "Microsoft Doom"
The ed edd & eddy movie was america's end of evangelion