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I thought Somalia's flag was the Jolly Roger.
I have the heart of a poet... It's in a mayonnaise jar way in the back of the fridge.
Whisker Biscuit Anarchy #PussyRiotTributeBands
Two all-beef patties loaded with hormones because you're owned by an industry that even scared Oprah, special sauce... #ConservativeFastFood
Vegetarians... If animals weren't meant to be eaten then why are they made out of meat?
I'm not AARP, NAACP or LGBT. Nor am I AFLCIO or NRA. I'm not a SR. a JR. or a III, but I am SWVHS. (Seething With Vital Hormonal Secretions)
All you have to do is hold a new baby to realize the "Meaning of Life" is no big mystery. We're here to make more life :)
I read that the average penis is 6" & the average vagina can accommodate 9" Globally that's thousands of miles of an untapped resource.
In high school I was made fun of for taking Home Ec classes instead of Shop. Yeah, I spent an hour surrounded by women and then we ate :)
Coffee and a bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups... Life is good.
I am so old I have Asia: Live in Tokyo on laser disc.
A kiss is more intimate than sex.
All this bad press about corn, I guess I'll retire my other twitter name Corn?WhenDidIEatCorn?
Whats the big deal? It's just some royal ginger's freckled ass.
Isn't it amazing how many synonyms there are for female genitalia, you'd think we were obsessed with it. #PussyRiotTributeBands
I'm just trying to make the world a better place for us all through sarcasm, irony and constructive criticism.
Neighbor's dog a problem? Do they have a mail slot in their front door?