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  • LazyKT
      KateTastrophe @LazyKT

    I don't want to do it again, but I would like to do it differently.

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    LynneldwgAntonettavvpph____Beverlydajy______Luecbdl__________
  • LazyKT
      KateTastrophe @LazyKT

    It's raining and a blimp with a video screen just floated by my apt like I live in goddamn Blade Runner.

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    theashrussell
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    • RETWEET
    theashrussell
  • LazyKT
     
    KateTastrophe @LazyKT

    @juicymorsel my kidney looks like a German beer stein with a bas relief Alpine meadow scene artistically engraved on it. That's fine, yeah?

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    llvvzzjuicymorsel
  • LazyKT
      KateTastrophe @LazyKT

    I have decided that once I'm done with this job (soon, very soon) the only other job I will accept is feeding and playing with otters.

    • 1
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    Otter_Emergency
  • LazyKT
      KateTastrophe @LazyKT

    Hey people who slip into a restaurant and say "oh we just made it" just as the door's about to be locked, nobody likes you. NOBODY!

    • 1
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    genesisplacker4__
  • LazyKT
      KateTastrophe @LazyKT

    Twitter was invented for people who would read the back of the same shampoo bottle over and over while sitting on the toilet.

    • 1
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    Bagyants
  • LazyKT
      KateTastrophe @LazyKT

    I think I'm going to start listening to voices in my head. They give good advice like eat more veggies, read more books, murder neighbor.

    • 1
    • RETWEET
    realhousemaids
  • LazyKT
      KateTastrophe @LazyKT

    The upstairs neighbor is training her elephants how to Double Dutch. Super early morning sessions are a must.

    • 1
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    realhousemaids
  • LazyKT
      KateTastrophe @LazyKT

    Checked the TV listings through midnight tonight so that's my weekend in a nutshell. Bathing and dressing are optional. Drinking? Well...?

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    BottledBeerYear
  • LazyKT
     
    KateTastrophe @LazyKT

    @realhousemaids working for the uber wealthy has soured me to pretty much everything basically.

    • 1
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    realhousemaids
  • LazyKT
      KateTastrophe @LazyKT

    I'm sad today because I have nothing to complain about.

    • 1
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    ohnotThatone
  • LazyKT
      KateTastrophe @LazyKT

    I have a tiny blemish on the tip of my nose that I cannot leave alone. Now I'm being headhunted to lead a sleigh on Xmas Eve.

    • 1
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    guapism
  • LazyKT
      KateTastrophe @LazyKT

    South Florida does have four seasons. March-bro invasion June-hurricanes Sept-jellyfish stings and we're headed into Poutine season- my fav!

    • 1
    • RETWEET
    TheVoors
  • LazyKT
      KateTastrophe @LazyKT

    Too tired to brush my teeth so I'll just go to bed with frozen thin mint cookie in my mouth. It's ok though my father in law is a dentist.

    • 1
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    Nerd_Boner________
  • LazyKT
      KateTastrophe @LazyKT

    People pointing out things that are played out is played out.

    • 1
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    Nerd_Boner________
  • LazyKT
      KateTastrophe @LazyKT

    Fact: Elvis Presley Blues by Gillian Welch is gorgeous and perfect.

    • 1
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    beebles
  • LazyKT
      KateTastrophe @LazyKT

    Who deserves to EGOT? #dannytrejo deserves to EGOT. Don't even care if he isn't a song and dance man. DT FTW!!!

    • 1
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    senorcorazon
  • LazyKT
      KateTastrophe @LazyKT

    Also, I have nothing pierced, tatooted, branded, gauged, etc. no wonder everyone thinks I'm a bore.

    • 1
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    funnyfries
  • LazyKT
      KateTastrophe @LazyKT

    @julieklausner Getting guhnats drunk only encourages them to invite their friends over to party. Loved new ep listened while cleaning.

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    julieklausner
  • LazyKT
      KateTastrophe @LazyKT

    Every time I see a coconut bobbing in the ICW I think it's a severed human head. I'm going to be right one of these days. Knock wood.

    • 1
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    themoviemuffin
@LazyKT

@LazyKT

Middle aged adolescent. I'm not making duck face, I'm making cow snout.