I don't understand people who hashtag on Facebook.

common sense/common knowledge is so far from common.

just an fyi... i won't be offended if you DON'T include me in your mass Happy Thanksgiving text.

people posting pics of money.... #extremedouchery

5 simple rules for happiness. 1.Free your heart from hatred. 2.Free your mind from worries. 3.Live simply.
4.Give more.
5.Expect less.

Great white buffalo! The one that got away. #hottubtimemachine

Lilly Pulitzer makes me want to barf

I need to try to be nicer to people that annoy me.

My mom talking to me about babies. *eyes glazing over*

There's a ghost in my toilet

*to be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment*

"seduce my mind and you can have my body, be my best friend and I'm yours forever"

Instagram is like soft-core porn for men. and 80% of the time you'll know the chic! double whammy!!

Good luck on your sea cave presentation, muskrat 🙌 @wymclok @wesleylocke

Lots of attractive men come into the store around this time... if you like the married with children type. #singlegirlproblems

Ignorance + bad spelling/grammar = poop

People who say they "don't trust cats" are just weird to me. You afraid they're gonna steal your boyfriend or your wallet?

Tonight the waitress asked me which school (college) I went to. Needless to say I tipped her well.

I shouldn't have eaten a hoagie before I went to bed. #fatgirlproblems

@wesleylocke found you 😁🙌❤