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I don't have anything worth keeping secret in my history or cookies cache. I think this is a freedom I need to fully realize.
It's so weird how all of us young people with tattoos will all one day be old people with cancer.
"Until the rainbow burns the stars out of the sky" - Stevie Wonder. Oh Stevie, what do you imagine this crazy world you cannot see.
Guys: Butter girls up with a few self-deprecating tweets before dropping your intended tweet. Boom fav-city. Twitter foreplay.
I like my coffee like I like my coffee, bold, strong and ready to go in the morning. Haaaaaaaaaay. It's only been coffee for a while now.
#FindTesla team and searchers please PLEASE be careful. A man was shot in Los Feliz Sun eve at 9:15pm. Motive unknown. http://www.theeastsiderla.com/2013/01/year-ends-with-los-feliz-homicide/ …
Women, the next best thing we could do for ourselves is give ourselves permission to fart. Dear God, let that be our next frontier.
I don't have to tweet right now.
I be on my soup and pie ship, pie ship. - Hungry Justin Timberlake on acid. Pffft, terrible joke, no one's ever hungry on acid. Sorry.
I broke my screen frame. Too humiliated to admit what this means.
I would just like a little time to myself to go crazy and overthink things. Is that too much?
What about eat like no one is watching? It's just as liberating and frankly, damn sexy.
Writer, director, comedienne. My favorite things are the sun, dogs, friendly or chill cats, my mom, water and free time.