LMFAOOOOOOO RT @yoweavestankhoe: Nothing worse than autocorrect while sexting. "I can already feel my duck in your puppy" -.-

They must go back to mXit. RT @cleo04patra: Hey, people who are only on Twitter to criticise the dynamics of Twitter, why are you here?

Ke gorilla shem. RT @sibsmacd: Sonia Booth looks like a GUY, are you guys serious HE is a lady? http://t.co/HDiayB0s

I'd say we should start with you buuuuut..... nvm. RT @khayadlanga: Twitter is losing it. You guys haven't killed any celebrities this week.

I'd pay his dealer to give him free crack RT @cleo04patra: I respect the Universe for kicking Soulja Boy to the curb.

Society is just not accepting, they make you feel strange for just liking your own company - I loooove my own space!

@iamodi RT @walker8701: What is it? :-/ RT @babalwabam: Omg! I screamed! Hahaha!! RT @funnypicsdepot: #Rt when u see it  http://twitpic.com/bwwepx 

When people ask legitimate questions, they are accused of ignorance and blocked. How? I need to understand.

Being educated has this effect on stupid people :) RT @nudesgod: This why nobody likes yall RT @s2angel_88: Africans* Their* Accounts* :)

THIS IS STRAIGHTFORWARD! LMFAO! RT @nudesgod: Wtf does that mean? RT @sixo_ashton: Apple could make a Period Pains Emoticon out of your Avi

Beeeeen listening to @imnotkeke's cover of Girl on Fire >>>>>

:-/ RT @khayadlanga: Someone who twerks but has an extremely small butt. RT @piersmorgan: What the hell IS a Twinkie?"

“Leave the neck tattoos to the drug addicts, trust fund babies and rappers. You still have to find employment.” Wise words from Senzo, yoh!

:''D AMEN. RT @s2angel_88: -----> RT @yaredtheguy: The power of real dick RT @presh06: Hao this pretty chick aint lesbian nomore ˘•˘.

I was about to say RT @katlegoinc: I guess it did not wake up afterall RT @nokuthula_thuli: Our dog woke up dead. Kanti why baloi ba le so?

He doesn't know who to call daddy so the longing for attention isn't surprising. RT @sibsmacd: Why are you fighting with Africans @pusha_jay

Listen to the wise man ------------> RT @tokyo_trev: Never trust a chick who attended an all girls school!!!

Phila on Noeleeeen?! Ahg she might as well be interviewing my g-string mos. :/

Some satanic ritual maybe :( RT @iamclaro: Whoa, kahleni, Shidi muni lo -------> RT @saah_freakish: I tasted um'menso 1ce, was curious ☺

Fact/Fiction? --------> RT @sickmyeffnduck: I don't think there is any song that everyone likes