@lolgop I think of this: http://t.co/TjuSwmdn

Is that a #Bqhatevwr in your pocket or are you just Scott Brown?

If cars and knives are more deadly than guns, why do you need a gun to protect you when you already have a car and a knife? #GunsKillPeople

@katiefzack @mariecolette @jennypentland @mmesurly @marykoco Men will slice their dicks off if they read this thread.

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If the new #Pope is black, will @foxnews blame voter fraud?

@jeniscagnetti Move over Chris Hansen, we now have Scagnetti on the case.

"Man, I'm so glad they made another Die Hard movie!" - No one

@thelastgoddess Shouldn't those "I've fallen and I can't get up" commercials play out to the conclusion where the person is eaten by cats?

GOP: Greed Over Patriotism #DoYourJobGOP

#FF All of these peeps will spend their New Year's Eve talking "fiscal cliff" with you: @marykoco @mindyfurano @mariecolette @broturkey

@jennyjohnsonhi5 Careful, the Team Breezy cookie packs quite a punch.

@turbograndma @marykoco @aimeemann This is first time I have laughed in a week.

Chrysler CEO Tells Trump 'You Are Full Of Shit' On Twitter  http://p.ost.im/p/dBjt2Y  via @addinfoorg

@socialistgal13 Whenever I read an inspirational tweet, this is my reaction: http://t.co/eEtVMCr3

@thelastgoddess Sophia is going to kick your ass when she finds out you took over her Twitter account.

#FF (Thurs. version) ---> @thelastgoddess and @socialistgal13 Don't bring the weak stuff or they'll roll you.

Packaged in Area 51 RT @bazecraze Product 19 is probably the most ominous cereal name.

While the media chases the #AP & #IRS stories and the #Benghazi fake "scandal," important topics like jobs and the economy are ignored. #p2

@billyjoel Did you wish @marykoco a happy birthday yet? Should be easy to remember. (cc: @mindyfurano )