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  • LeeLeePotatoes
      Panda @LeeLeePotatoes

    I don't even think I'd drive 17 hours to kill someone. After the first hour I'd turn around like "You'll die someday. Fuck this trip."

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  • LeeLeePotatoes
      Panda @LeeLeePotatoes

    I heard if you say "Chris Brown" three times in the mirror, he appears. Then he punches you in the face and takes your phone.

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  • LeeLeePotatoes
      Panda @LeeLeePotatoes

    Man: *pushes buttons*
    Woman: Please stop.
    Man: *pushes buttons*
    Woman: Stop, okay?
    Man: *push-
    Woman: *reacts*
    Man: All women are crazy.

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  • LeeLeePotatoes
      Panda @LeeLeePotatoes

    RT @time: Bitch, Who Do You Love? An Examination of Polygamous Relationships

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  • LeeLeePotatoes
      Panda @LeeLeePotatoes

    This next poem is about black love: Fuck you mean you pregnant? Bitch it ain't mine. Sure I fucked you raw, but I pulled out ev'ry time.

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  • LeeLeePotatoes
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  • LeeLeePotatoes
      Panda @LeeLeePotatoes

    Felicia came out w/ all them titties, looking like the dresser from "Beauty & the Beast." Thought she was gon start singing "Be Our Guest."

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  • LeeLeePotatoes
      Panda @LeeLeePotatoes

    Kim Kardashian is going to force E! to give her a 90 min special now. Most of it is gonna be her at Beyonce concerts trying to get in pics.

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  • LeeLeePotatoes
      Panda @LeeLeePotatoes

    I consider Montell Jordan's "Let's Ride" a gospel song. It's the only song I've heard where Silkk the Shocker stays on beat. That's Jesus.

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  • LeeLeePotatoes
      Panda @LeeLeePotatoes

    Roland Martin made a good point (for once). Since Zimmerman pursued Trayvon, Trayvon had the same rights under the "Stand Your Ground" law.

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  • LeeLeePotatoes
      Panda @LeeLeePotatoes

    Nicki Minaj makes music for women who go to the club wearing a belly shirt two weeks after their C-section.

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  • LeeLeePotatoes
      Panda @LeeLeePotatoes

    Is it true that T-Pain has HIV and his stagename is derived from the pain one feels when his/her T-cell count is low? Or did I make that up?

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  • LeeLeePotatoes
      Panda @LeeLeePotatoes

    RT @time: No Flex Zone: Why it's Important to Stretch Before You Workout

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  • LeeLeePotatoes
      Panda @LeeLeePotatoes

    This "Catfish" episode bout to be used in court as evidence during the divorce.

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  • LeeLeePotatoes
      Panda @LeeLeePotatoes

    Birds fell out the sky, a bunch of fish died, then some grasshoppers, now new Zodiac signs. Wrap it up, Earth. God is about to ctrl+alt+del.

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  • LeeLeePotatoes
      Panda @LeeLeePotatoes

    Stretch marks around her mouth. RT @trap_jesus: What are some tell tale signs that a White gal enjoys Black meat? I'm asking for a friend.

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  • LeeLeePotatoes
      Panda @LeeLeePotatoes

    Wait... If Keri Hilson is covering a Whitney Houston song... WHO'S COVERING HER SHIFT AT IHOP?!?!?! KERRRRRRRRIIIIIIII! *shakes fist*

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  • LeeLeePotatoes
      Panda @LeeLeePotatoes

    I like to go up to random Indian women and whisper "soon" as I stroke their hair.

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  • LeeLeePotatoes
      Panda @LeeLeePotatoes

    Silkk rapped like he broke into the studio and tried to record his ish before P found out, but was having trouble remembering what he wrote.

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  • LeeLeePotatoes
      Panda @LeeLeePotatoes

    Satan and Beyonce whisper in Ciara's ear each night "girl, people come to hear you sing, not to see you dance" then go home and laugh.

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@LeeLeePotatoes

@LeeLeePotatoes

She just wanna have a good day, smoke way more weed than a guy in L.A.