"If you don't think you can be awesome at your school, a unicorn and bear beg to differ." - Scott Stratten, @unmarketing #finalsite

"Static customers exist, ecstatic customers refer." - Scott Stratten, @unmarketing #finalsite

New superhero idea: Rainbowbeard, the flamboyantly gay pirate. "Yaaaa-aaaarrrrr."

Round of applause to the 13 million people who stood up - #SOPA and #PIPA are tabled for now #13millioncheers http://t.co/nIi4O0QB

@write_lock These people are real people-people. People-people like people and people like these people-people people. People.

@jew_billy You only launder once?

Lot of great ideas coming out of the Product Direction forum at #finalsite U. Thanks to everyone with ideas to make our software better.

"Twitter is a conversation, not a dictation." - Scott Stratten, @unmarketing #finalsite

"Pinterest: 96% women, and me.Hundreds of pictures of shoes." - @unmarketing #finalsite

There's no place I can be, since I found serenity. You can't take the sky from me.

Thanks, shirt.woot.com! http://t.co/2tJ92Wha

@darthjewsauce Napping hobby is best hobby.

"Life is too short to remove USB safely."

A4: Jing for screencasts. Super convenient and easy; Used After Effects CS5 for some stuff, need to learn more though #CMGRchat

Ok, I've got a huge bag of salt, ready to add a grain to everything I read on the Internet today... #aprilfools

I should have brought earplugs to dinner. Sweet Caroline at 180db isn't awesome. #karaoke

I appreciate the warning, Officer, but really, were the flashy red and blue lights *really* necessary?

Tetris as a Russian opera. Love it. #VideoGamesLive

Thanks to @stjohnsprep for hosting today's #finalsite Webtech event!  http://twitpic.com/ci52wc 

That which does not kill me gives me XP.